Don’t you know you look like an orange?

Fair enough they don’t want to get skin cancer. Power to those who don’t want to turn out looking like a leather hand bag. But if you’re not going to go in the sun for what ever reason, remember, fake tan looks, well, fake! Not only does it look fake, it stinks! People who wear fake tan look like ridiculous vain individuals. People who wear fake tan carry a disgusting stench made worse by the layers of perfume put on to cover it up. Who cares if you’re brown or not? And it’s not even brown, it’s orange. Yes we can see that it is streaky! Yes it looks really dark and hideous on your feet. Yes I can tell you forgot to wash your hands after. Then there’s the fake tan a few days later; rubbing off in all the wrong places, arm pits, behind the knees, behind the elbows. I’m yet to see any reason behind this fake tan insanity. I can’t see any benefits to fake tan application. Wake up you crazy, orange, stinky people!