Diet Drug Increases Appetite for Sex

Scientists this week announced they have developed a drug that has the potential to decrease a woman’s appetite and increase her libido. Before you accuse me of printing a belated April fool’s gag I must assure you that when it comes to appetite suppression and improved sex drive, thou shalt not jest.

However, one must question why it has taken so long to discover the miracle drug? Especially considering it could inevitably eliminate world hunger and put an end to the war. Imagine all the extra food that could be shipped over to starving nations while everyone else is either not hungry or rolling in the hay? And I’m sure if Mrs. Bush didn’t suffer from constant pre-coital headaches, Georgie boy would have withdrawn his troops a long time ago.

But before you go and throw out your supply of horny goat weed and put your green tea plantation on the market I must warn that the drug has so far only been tested on marmosets. We have a few evolutionary years left before it hits the shelves. Stay tuned.