Someone call a taxi

Traveling, it’s all fun and games until somebody gets abducted in a Mexican taxi. Alright so you get all excited… “See the world,” they say. “Go on exchange,” they say. Why is there no handbook on how to get by in the great big dirty world? If you come across such a manual, please keep in mind traveling solo gives you life experience you can only learn first hand. Between leaving my license and plane tickets in Mexico, being caught in a cyclone, missing my plane and being suspected of drug smuggling, there was little time to giggle to myself. They tell you “things that don’t kill will make you stronger”... whatever.