I LOVE MCDONALDS
by McDonalds Lover
I know that McDonalds is bad for me and I don’t care. Toxic, fatty, poisonous, whatever; my happy meal always tastes great and yes, I’ll have a girl toy with that please. Lately the fast-food joint has copped so much flack for their menu; they have succumbed to pressure and introduced the Healthy Choices menu. Boo healthy choices. Hold your head high McDonalds – I promise I don’t love you for your body – but for the comfort you consistently provide me.
I drive-thru or line up with the emos, construction workers, tired mums and excited kids frequently. It’s gotten to the point where I’m on first name basis with my friends at the Milton, Wintergarden and Albion McDonalds.
“The usual please Dave” I cheerfully sing every Wednesday at around 1pm.
“Coming right up Jess, how has your week been?” Dave sings back.
McDonalds is quick, cheap, easy and it tastes the same every time. So don’t bore me with your nutritional nonsense and healthy choices menu. I’m here for my Big Mac to go, and I would like fries with that please.
4 comments:
none of this is healthy
LOL - this is so true - no one goes to maccas for the healthy choice role - thats subways job, when i go to maccas - i go for the fat.
oops role = roll*
Every time I order a fillet of fish meal from the (outdoor) Myer Center maccas the manager smiles at me.
He knows.
I understand.
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