Boys

Now I would like to question, why is it that when you enter a club full of athletic boys in Melbourne it is brimming with potential whereas going to a club with the equivalent crowd in Brisbane and you have to scan the room a number of times before settling on a guy who you would perhaps consider. After recently visiting Victoria I have decided there is definitely a difference in young males even between the two states. Is it in the water? Is it the way that they dress and present themselves and perhaps that they take more time deciding on what shirt to buy because the stores in Melbourne are more expensive? Or is it just my fascination with athletic, AFL players’ figures that leaves me drawn to the Melbourne boys’ arms rather than their faces. The Victorian males have the ability to make young girls freeze in minimal clothing whilst waiting in long lines to get into clubs in Melbourne weather to vie for the male attention. The Queensland boys on the other hand don’t get nearly the same reception with most girls turning to jeans by mid autumn even with the warmer weather. And it certainly wasn’t my intoxicated state as it is certainly hard to get beyond a sober state on a budget down in the southern state and even after the cheap basic spirits on student night in Brisbane, the Melbourne boys still win hands down. All in all, girls, if you like a boy who’s morning routine consists of more than putting on whatever on the floor passes the sniff test then perhaps a trip down to the Victorian state may be just what is in order!